how to eat yogurt maddy style: grab the "yo baby" from the fridge, let someone else rip off the top, hold the container tightly with both hands while being spoon fed (do not accept any yogurt in your mouth unless you are holding the container yourself); midway through the meal, slowly enter the yogurt container with your fingertips to see how it feels; then without making too much of a fuss, shove your hand (up to the wrist) into the container and scoop as much yogurt into your fist as possible; remove your hand immediately and wave it about, squeezing your fist and listening to the sweet sound of yogurt glopping and gooping and slopping and rocky's mouth watering.
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